You know you’re a cute little heartbreaker

Nov 20, 2008 | Uncategorized

When I got up this morning, I didn’t think, “What can I put on today to scandalize the entire office?” I thought, “Hmm, I haven’t worn a skirt this week… let’s see, that black one, black shoes, and I think I have some black stockings around here somewhere… because it’s only going to be 50 degrees today and I don’t want to be cold…”

NOT

“Who’s going to wear her pretty little black stockings today? Pay attention to me, boys, I’m feeling lonely…”

Why is it that stockings are such a huge turn-on? I tried doing a little research and couldn’t actually find anything that said, “this is why men love stockings.”
Can anyone explain this phenomenon to me? Is it a “working girl” mentality? A sexy librarian, secretary, or even bond girl kind of fantasy? I know average women tend to shy away from wearing them ever, much less on a daily basis. Something to do with how they highlight the curve of the leg? I have no idea. What I do know, is that by 11:00am I’d received five compliments on them (three men, one of them my husband, so he’s allowed).

(Taken from the Maggie Gyllenhaal movie)

Who knows. But I guess I’ll bask in their glorified sex appeal for today.

2 Comments

  1. Oscar

    Probably for the best you didn’t actually post what I said.

  2. barbi

    hey, i was one of those complements! and those were some damn sexy stockings you had on too, SO very va-va-voom. AND that movie, well, i’ll just say it was really really good. i could say a lot more about that flick but i’ll just leave it at that.
    now get better and come back to work! i’m BORED! i need my ichat buddy back!!