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Parental Advisory – Explicit Content

Yesterday I was thinking about what I'll do when Grayson finally gets old enough to start listening to his own music. What will he gravitate towards? If he's anything like me or Oscar, it'll probably be something we both despise (gangsta rap?? *shudder*). Oscar still...

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Just another Tuesday afternoon…

me: oh wowall of a sudden I'm feeling really sickOscar: what's wrong?me: I dunnoit's like a dull ache or somethingI just ate lunch, too. Feels like I'm hungry or somethingOscar: dull ache in your stomach?maybe we got you pregnant and the fetus is eating your...

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To Honor this Day of Fools

Curious about the origins of April Fool's Day, I found this site. Here's a few things I found particularly interesting - The Calendar-Change TheoryThe most popular theory about the origin of April Fool’s Day involves the French calendar reform of the sixteenth...

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Oh Boy!

I just got the shipping confirmation from my Threadless order! That means that this shirt, amongst some other goodies, will soon be mine - You know you're hella jealous.

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How I know I’m becoming an adult –

Oscar: "If you had three wishes, what would they be?"Me: "Well, I'd want Connie to be able to hire me on full-time. And I'd want new carpets and flooring in the house. And um, let me think..."Oscar: " Oh, wow. Those are super-realistic wishes. I just wanted a pair of...

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“These are his weh-pins”*

I essentially have two brothers. I have my younger brother Ian (who really is my brother) and my other older "brother" Michael, who's really my cousin. We spent so much time together as kids that he's practically my brother, and I tease him as such. We spent entire...

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Happy Halloween from me

and someecards. These are hysterical. I don't know about the other cities of the U.S., but today is usually the worst day Atlanta traffic sees all year - worse than the day before Thanksgiving and Christmas, even. The news is already calling for the traffic to be...

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Looks like I’m in need of a patent…

me: I'm looking at self-esteem books online and I feel ridiculousN: hame: How do I find one that's right for me?It's like training bra shopping all over againN: hahahahaum, no clue...whichever one vibes with youme: Ugh... I'm not into all this new-age mumbo jumboWell,...

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Skirt gets MY vote

Just in case I needed another reason to absolutely love Skirt Magazine, they go and make a flyer to try to entice Stephen Colbert into a skirt for an upcoming issue. Brilliant. He's from Charleston originally, where the magazine's home base is. One of the editors...

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